The Young American Mystic
Cult of Horror!
You may have heard the whispers floating in the
dark about the Young American Mystic Cult of
Horrors. Today, we
finally lay the rumors to rest – it’s REAL! You
don’t have to be young, you don’t have to be
American, hell, you
don’t even have to be mystic to join the
Y.A.M.C.O.H.! All you DO need, though,
is thirteen easy payments of $1
and the willingness to pledge your soul to
Not only do you get a Calabrese cult t-shirt and a
patch, but you'll also receive a signed membership
Why would we want to lose money on such an amazing
deal for your teeny, tiny, little ol' soul? When
the end times
come...you’ll find out why. Oh yes,
you will! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Only $13.00 (and your soul)
P.S. If this is not for you, the person placing
the order, please tell us in the paypal notes
who we should make the membership out for.