Calabrese Custom Crooner
Have you ever wished you had a pair of sunglasses that could see through
people's clothes? Did you ever dream of dark tinted spectacles that
could tell apart the humans from the covert alien invaders? Well,
keep on dreaming, you weirdo!
Introducing for the first ever...Calabrese Custom Crooner Sunglasses! The
only pair of shades you’ll ever wear in AND out of your casket! With
a death-black classic design and a bone-white iconic Calabrese logo, you are
guaranteed to make the opposite sex swoon in your direction. No
additional black magic needed!
Do you wear your sunglasses at night? You will now!
With UV Eye Protection.
Logo only printed on the left arm.