Calabrese Custom Crooner Sunglasses

Have you ever wished you had a pair of sunglasses that could see through people's clothes?  Did you ever dream of dark tinted spectacles that could tell apart the humans from the covert alien invaders?  Well, keep on dreaming, you weirdo!

Introducing for the first ever...Calabrese Custom Crooner Sunglasses!  The only pair of shades you’ll ever wear in AND out of your casket!  With a death-black classic design and a bone-white iconic Calabrese logo, you are guaranteed to make the opposite sex swoon in your direction.  No additional black magic needed!

Do you wear your sunglasses at night?  You will now!

Only $7.99

With UV Eye Protection.
Logo only printed on the left arm.

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International Orders Add $6.00
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Please Note:

Payments are made through Paypal. You can also pay with a Credit Card through Paypal if you do not have a Paypal account.
You can also send your check or money order (or well hidden cash) made out to "Spookshow Records"

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CALABRESE / Spookshow Records
P.O. Box 93817
Phoenix, AZ
85070-5070

Do you have a question?

Please e-mail Jimmy: Horror@CalabreseRock.com

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