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2/01/2012

Name the New Calabrese CD Contest!

You loved the December free poster giveaway artwork so much (we did, too!) that we decided to use it as the cover of our fourth album!  But that’s not all – to complete the process, we need YOUR help to name this fang-tastic piece of artwork!

This year we are going to do something different...allowing only allow 3 submissions per person -- so make them count!

The winner will see their winning title stamped on our music for all eternity, along with your name in the liner notes and a free advanced, signed copy of the CD!

You have only until April, Friday the 13th to submit your 3 best title suggestions to NewCdContest@CalabreseRock.com !

The winner will be announced at a later date!





Young Prince of Darkness Patch! 

Look like you're ready to ride as a real Hell's Angel when you sew this "Young Prince of Darkness" patch on your leather jacket!  Be secure in the fact than when the Army of Darkness arrives to take over the world...you’ll be in full fashion!

BUY IT TODAY!


 


Calabrese Blog Update - The Uncanny Mind of Bobby Calabrese! 

Back when we first started the band we needed artwork but we didn’t know who to turn to. I remember seeing Bobby’s doodle drawings and thought they would be great to use for the band. So I took his notebooks full of doodles from high school and scanned them into my computer.

READ MORE!





Check out the Weird World of Davey Calabrese on Tumblr !





And don't forget the Collective Creepiness of all Three Brothers on Tumblr !




1/01/2012

November Winner – "The Calabrese Box Of Mysterious Secrets!"

It’s true! There really WAS a winner for November’s "Calabrese Box Of Mysterious Secrets" contest and it’s Wagner Diaz from California! As you can see from the picture, the happy winner is wearing young Davey Calabrese’s custom Pokemon t-shirt from Webisode 39. With so many Calabrese goodies and collectibles at the helm, the sheer excitement knocked the smile right off his face!





New CD Update! 

For the next few months, you will, unfortunately, see a lack of shows. Why? Because we will have locked ourselves deep within the underground catacombs of the Calabrese Manor to focus on writing songs for the new album in 2012! Stay tuned for updates, behind the scenes photos and a contest to name the new CD!


 


To Our Biggest Fans! 

For those who have been asking, we finally have a few designs for sales as 3XL! They are the Saturday Night of The Living Dead, Vampires Don't Exist, and Black Anathema!




12/01/2011

New VampRock Poster – FREE!

This December, the first 100 orders over $25 will receive a signed VampRock poster! This amazing new piece of artwork can be yours for all eternity or until that International Art Thief breaks into your house, murders you and your family JUST because he’s disgusted by your love of low brow horror art!





Richard Sucker’s Countdown to Christmas Video Blog -- “I Vant to Suck Your Vlog!" 

Richard broke into the Calabrese Manor last month and stole the Calabrese Brother’s Christmas presents! For the next 25 days he’ll slowly ruin Christmas for Calabrese! Why, Richard, why? You’re such a dick!



Tumblr Alert! 

Make sure to check out the official Calabrese Tumblr page, loaded with never before seen art and photos!
www.calabrese666.tumblr.com

...and Davey Calabrese’s personal Tumblr, too!
www.daveycalabrese.tumblr.com !




11/01/2011

The Calabrese Box of Mysterious Secrets Contest!

What could be in this box?  Only one lucky winner will know!  ANY order placed during the month of November will be entered into a drawing to win “The Calabrese Box of Mysterious Secrets!”  The box contains one personal effect from each Calabrese brother...and much, much more!

Could it contain a DVD from Bobby's sick and twisted movie collection?  Davey's "Renegade" mustache?  Jimmy's cool-dude sunglasses?  Is this a sinister way for us to clean out the junk under our beds?  Only one lucky soul will find out!   And of course, whatever you get will be signed and blessed with our personal power.  It's like owning a lock of our hair or a cigar box full of our teeth...but less creepy!

The winner will be announced December 1st.  All we ask in return is that you send us a picture with your prize!





"The Traveling Vampire Show" on GREEN Vinyl (Limited Edition)! 

Your blood offerings have paid off...we're finally going to release some vinyl!  We teamed up with Cobraside Distribution to bring back our classic album, "The Traveling Vampire Show," bigger and better than ever before!  You can buy them at your favorite record store or from other online retailers like
www.interpunk.com !






10/01/2011

New T-shirt – Venomwolf!


What do you get when you cross Nazi werewolves, motorcycles and a kidnapped babe?  One hell of a new t-shirt!  Say hello to our little friend Venomwolf! 







09/01/2011

Free Davey Drum Stick with $25 Order!

Now that you’ve destroyed the planet with your decadent lifestyle of clothing, food and shelter, it’s time to give back to the Earth by helping Davey recycle his beaten and battered drum sticks! 

Normally, after each single drum hit, Davey blatantly discards his disgusting and offensive drum sticks (he’s deathly afraid of splinters!) so now we're stuck with a giant pile of tree bones that we need to get rid of!  Er, I mean...recycle!  

So the entire month of September, any order over $25 will receive a signed drum stick that you can recycle/reuse/abuse for us.  By doing this, any future pollutants you inject upon the Earth will all be forgiven!
  




8/01/2011

Mission: Ten Thousand "LIKES"!  

Help us reach our goal of ten thousand “likes” on facebook by the end of August and win absolutely nothing! Not fair you say? Why should you do all the work while we gain the admiration of Mark Zuckerberg? I’ll tell you why, because when Calabrese wins – you win!





7/01/2011

Limited Edition 11x17 Poster 

Relive the high energy, face-melting, 2011 East Coast tour while staring at your FREE Calabrese poster!  For the month of July, any order over $25 will receive one of these ancient rock and roll relics!  Couldn’t make it to the shows?  Or are you an unlucky human not living in the U.S.A.?  Then get this poster and use your imagination to feel like you were really there!  Shake to the power of the music!  Rock out with the band in the crowd!  Party with the brothers backstage as you kill a homeless man!  Damn, you have a sick imagination!  What was I saying? Oh yes, don’t forget when you order $25 or more from the Calabrese Merch page, you’ll receive this free East Coast tour poster!





New Propaganda – Famous Monsters Poster!

Check out the fan art poster from the beautiful and talented Kotsu!  She gave this to us last year and we loved it so much we wanted to share it with the rest of the world - by selling it!  For only $4.99, you can love this poster, too! 
Visit Kotsu at http://kotsu-direngrey.deviantart.com




06/01/2011

New Shirt...Black Anathema!

For our new t-shirt design, we called forth any and all psychedelic dark forces and this wicked temptress materialized!  What do you a call a witchy woman with eight arms? I don't know either, but whatever you do, don't let her put her hands down your pants!
  




5/01/2011

Attention to our Midwest and East Coast partners in crime!

It’s that time again for us to make a visit to the Midwest and East Coast!  We waited for gas prices to skyrocket to the moon so you would know that we are 100% dedicated to you!  And rest assured, we’d never use alternate fuels to power our Death Van!  Well, except for your blood…oops!  I’ve said too much!  Anyway, we’ll see you at all the shows, crammed full of raw power, a BRAND NEW SECRET T-SHIRT for sale and face melting rock and roll music!  Let's go!




4/01/2011

April Merch Deal!

When the Primeval Chaos Gods finally return (date to be determined) how will they know that you are, in fact, one of the chosen few?  The obvious answer is by your massive full-color Calabrese tattoo!  Of course, the OTHER answer is by your free 3.5" embroidered Calabrese patch!

For the month of April, all orders over $20 will receive this FREE Identification Device (Calabrese patch) that will come in nice and handy during the end times.  As the death-serpents eat your neighbors, fix yourself another mixed drink by pool! You can thank us later.




3/01/2011

3 Shirts Marked for Death!

We need your help! We want to bring you more killer t-shirt designs but we need YOU to help reduce our inventory! The three retired shirts (Devil Goat, Vampire Girl and Vamp Skull) will now be reduced to $11.99!  Please take these classic Calabrese designs and put them to good use.  Example: an expensive, horror-rock dish towel.  Hell, you can even tie your neighbor's cat in one and toss it in the river!  We really don't care what you do with them, just as long as you take them off our hands!





2/01/2011

Limited Edition 11x17 Poster --  FREE with a $25 purchase!

For the month of February, the first 50 orders over $25 will receive a limited edition, special Valentine's Day 11x17 poster signed by the Calabrese brothers! This once in a lifetime gift will be folded and shipped with the first 50 orders over $25!  Act now!





New T-shirt -- They Call Us Death!

Sticks and stones may break your bones but we prefer using chainsaws!  Are you sick of all the hurtful names people like to toss at you?  Names like, "normal," "obedient" and "boring?"  Take action now and label yourself before THEY can label you!  Let the "sheeple" know you are not a stereotype, let them know that they should call us DEATH!




1/01/2011

Calabrese Bumper Stickers!

Do you sometimes feel fatigued, tense or uncomfortable? If you currently suffer or have ever suffered from these annoying symptoms, we have a solution for you! 

Introducing...Calabrese Bumper Stickers!  For only $1, you can proudly own the "Flying Eyeball" or the "Satanic Panic" bumper sticker. Cure your tensions and uncomfortable life with just one purchase! Be one of the first (and probably only) person on your street to own the ultimate in Calabrese sticky products! Great for cars, RV's and coffins!





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