You loved the December free poster giveaway artwork so much
(we did, too!) that we decided to use it as the cover of our
fourth album! But that’s not all – to
complete the process, we need YOUR help to name this fang-tastic
piece of artwork!
This year we are going to do something different...allowing
only allow 3 submissions per person -- so make them count!
The winner will see their winning title stamped on our music
for all eternity, along with your name in the liner notes
and a free advanced, signed copy of the CD!
Look like you're ready to ride as a real Hell's Angel when
you sew this "Young Prince of Darkness" patch on
your leather jacket! Be secure in the fact than
when the Army of Darkness arrives to take over the
world...you’ll be in full fashion!
Calabrese Blog Update - The Uncanny Mind of Bobby Calabrese!
Back when we first started the band we needed artwork but we
didn’t know who to turn to. I remember seeing Bobby’s
doodle drawings and thought they would be great to use for
the band. So I took his notebooks full of doodles from high
school and scanned them into my computer.
Check outthe Weird World of Davey Calabrese on Tumblr
!
And don't forget the Collective Creepiness of all Three
Brothers on Tumblr
!
1/01/2012
November Winner –
"The Calabrese Box Of Mysterious Secrets!"
It’s true! There really WAS a winner for November’s
"Calabrese Box Of Mysterious Secrets" contest and
it’s Wagner Diaz from California! As you can see from the
picture, the happy winner is wearing young Davey
Calabrese’s custom Pokemon t-shirt from Webisode 39. With
so many Calabrese goodies and collectibles at the helm, the
sheer excitement knocked the smile right off his face!
New CD Update!
For the next few months, you will, unfortunately, see a lack of shows. Why? Because we
will have locked ourselves deep within the underground catacombs of the Calabrese Manor
to focus on writing songs for the new album in 2012! Stay tuned for updates, behind the
scenes photos and a contest to name the new CD!
To Our Biggest Fans!
For those who have been asking, we finally have a few designs for sales as 3XL! They are
the Saturday Night of The Living Dead, Vampires Don't Exist, and Black Anathema!
12/01/2011
New VampRock Poster – FREE!
This December, the first 100 orders over $25 will receive a signed VampRock poster! This amazing new piece of
artwork can be yours for all eternity or until that International Art Thief breaks into your house, murders you and
your family JUST because he’s disgusted by your love of low brow horror art!
Richard Sucker’s Countdown to Christmas Video Blog -- “I Vant to Suck Your
Vlog!"
Richard broke into the Calabrese Manor last month and stole the Calabrese Brother’s Christmas presents! For the
next 25 days he’ll slowly ruin Christmas for Calabrese! Why, Richard, why? You’re such a dick!
Tumblr Alert!
Make sure to check out the official Calabrese Tumblr page, loaded with never before seen art and photos! www.calabrese666.tumblr.com
What could be in this box? Only one lucky winner
will know! ANY order placed during the month of
November will be entered into a drawing to win “The
Calabrese Box of Mysterious Secrets!” The box
contains one personal effect from each Calabrese brother...and much, much more!
Could it contain a DVD from Bobby's sick and twisted movie
collection? Davey's "Renegade"
mustache? Jimmy's cool-dude
sunglasses? Is this a sinister way for us to
clean out the junk under our beds? Only one lucky
soul will find out! And of course, whatever you get will be signed and blessed
with our personal power. It's like owning a lock
of our hair or a cigar box full of our teeth...but less
creepy!
The winner will be announced December 1st. All we
ask in return is that you send us a picture with your prize!
"The Traveling Vampire
Show" on GREEN Vinyl (Limited Edition)!
Your blood offerings have paid off...we're finally going to
release some vinyl! We teamed up with Cobraside
Distribution to bring back our classic album, "The
Traveling Vampire Show," bigger and better than ever
before! You can buy them at your favorite
record store or from other online retailers like www.interpunk.com
!
10/01/2011
New T-shirt – Venomwolf!
What do you get when you cross Nazi werewolves, motorcycles
and a kidnapped babe? One hell of a new
t-shirt! Say hello to our little friend Venomwolf!
09/01/2011
Free Davey Drum Stick with
$25 Order!
Now that you’ve destroyed the planet with your
decadent lifestyle of clothing, food and shelter, it’s
time to give back to the Earth by helping Davey recycle his
beaten and battered drum sticks!
Normally, after each single drum hit, Davey blatantly
discards his disgusting and offensive drum sticks (he’s
deathly afraid of splinters!) so now we're stuck with a
giant pile of tree bones that we need to get rid
of! Er, I mean...recycle!
So the entire month of September, any order over $25 will
receive a signed drum stick that you can recycle/reuse/abuse
for us. By doing this, any future pollutants you
inject upon the Earth will all be forgiven!
8/01/2011
Mission: Ten Thousand
"LIKES"!
Help us reach our goal of ten thousand “likes” on
facebook by the end of August and win absolutely nothing!
Not fair you say? Why should you do all the work while we
gain the admiration of Mark Zuckerberg? I’ll tell you why,
because when Calabrese wins – you win!
7/01/2011
Limited Edition 11x17
Poster
Relive the high energy, face-melting, 2011 East Coast tour
while staring at your FREE Calabrese poster! For
the month of July, any order over $25 will receive one of
these ancient rock and roll relics! Couldn’t
make it to the shows? Or are you an unlucky human
not living in the U.S.A.? Then get this poster
and use your imagination to feel like you were really there! Shake
to the power of the music! Rock out with the band
in the crowd! Party with the brothers backstage
as you kill a homeless man! Damn, you have a sick
imagination! What was I saying? Oh yes, don’t
forget when you order $25 or more from the Calabrese Merch
page, you’ll receive this free East Coast tour poster!
New Propaganda – Famous
Monsters Poster!
Check out the fan art poster from the beautiful and talented
Kotsu! She gave this to us last year and we loved
it so much we wanted to share it with the rest of the world
- by selling it! For only $4.99, you can love this
poster, too!
Visit Kotsu at
http://kotsu-direngrey.deviantart.com
06/01/2011
New Shirt...Black Anathema!
For our new t-shirt design, we called forth any and all
psychedelic dark forces and this wicked temptress
materialized! What do you a call a witchy woman
with eight arms? I don't know either, but whatever you do,
don't let her put her hands down your pants!
5/01/2011
Attention to our Midwest
and East Coast partners in crime!
It’s that time again for us to make a visit to the Midwest
and East Coast! We waited for gas prices to
skyrocket to the moon so you would know that we are 100%
dedicated to you! And rest assured, we’d never
use alternate fuels to power our Death Van! Well,
except for your blood…oops! I’ve said too
much! Anyway, we’ll see you at all the shows,
crammed full of raw power, a BRAND NEW SECRET T-SHIRT for
sale and face melting rock and roll music! Let's
go!
4/01/2011
April Merch Deal!
When the Primeval Chaos Gods finally return (date to be
determined) how will they know that you are, in fact, one of
the chosen few? The obvious answer is by your
massive full-color Calabrese tattoo! Of course,
the OTHER answer is by your free 3.5" embroidered
Calabrese patch!
For the month of April, all orders over $20 will receive
this FREE Identification Device (Calabrese patch) that will
come in nice and handy during the end times. As
the death-serpents eat your neighbors, fix yourself another
mixed drink by pool! You can thank us later.
3/01/2011
3 Shirts Marked for Death!
We need your help! We want to bring you more killer t-shirt
designs but we need YOU to help reduce our inventory! The
three retired shirts (Devil Goat, Vampire Girl and Vamp
Skull) will now be reduced to $11.99! Please take
these classic Calabrese designs and put them to good
use. Example: an expensive, horror-rock dish
towel. Hell, you can even tie your neighbor's cat
in one and toss it in the river! We really don't
care what you do with them, just as long as you take them
off our hands!
2/01/2011
Limited Edition 11x17
Poster -- FREE with a $25 purchase!
For the month of February, the first 50 orders over $25 will
receive a limited edition, special Valentine's Day 11x17
poster signed by the Calabrese brothers! This once in a
lifetime gift will be folded and shipped with the first 50
orders over $25! Act now!
New T-shirt -- They Call Us
Death!
Sticks and stones may break your bones but we prefer using
chainsaws! Are you sick of all the hurtful names
people like to toss at you? Names like,
"normal," "obedient" and
"boring?" Take action now and label
yourself before THEY can label you! Let the
"sheeple" know you are not a stereotype, let them
know that they should call us DEATH!
1/01/2011
Calabrese Bumper Stickers!
Do you sometimes feel fatigued, tense or uncomfortable? If
you currently suffer or have ever suffered from these
annoying symptoms, we have a solution for you!
Introducing...Calabrese Bumper Stickers! For only
$1, you can proudly own the "Flying Eyeball" or
the "Satanic Panic" bumper sticker. Cure your
tensions and uncomfortable life with just one purchase! Be
one of the first (and probably only) person on your street
to own the ultimate in Calabrese sticky products! Great for
cars, RV's and coffins!
