12/01/2010

December Decapitation Deal!

This deal is so sharp it'll cut your head right off! All December, any order over $30 will receive a Calabrese Pendant and one of the Davey Calabrese's exclusive art print (while supplies last)!

Calabrese Comic Book!

If you didn't pre-order the Calabrese comic book (issue number 1!) they are now in stock and ready to ship for the holidays.  Make sure to order your multiple copies today!

11/01/2010

Pre-order the Calabrese Comic Book!  

Have you ever said to yourself, "Listening to music is just too boring! I have nothing to look at!"?

Well, your suffering is over! Pre-order a copy of the Calabrese comic book...and you never have to stare at the walls while listening to music again!

The Official Calabrese Comic Book issue #1 will be ready to ship by Dec.1 , 2010! This action packed, fully colored, 24 pages of PURE Calabrese Rock and Roll Mania is yours for the mean price of $6.00!

Pre-order your copy of the Calabrese comic today and we'll sign it! With our own blood? It's possible! Each copy will be bagged and boarded, as to not ruin the sweet, delicious rock and roll beauty, and all pre-orders will receive a secret mystery gift!

10/01/2010

Epic October Deal!

Since the release of "Calabrese - III They Call Us Death," the world has seen a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, flooding in Pakistan and an earthquake in Haiti. Sorry 'bout that!

To make up for all the damage we caused, we are offering a very special deal for you.  

All October, any order over $25 will receive a "They Call Us Death" keychain, a signed 8x10 of the band and a signed drumstick personally abused by the one and the only...Davey Calabrese!

(Per our legal department, this deal releases us from any liability for the aforementioned disasters)

Vampires Don't Exist T-shirt!

You might deny your own existence, but don't deny yourself this t-shirt! When the cops knock on your door asking about the mysterious blood-drained murder victims in your neighborhood, just point to this t-shirt and slam the door in their face!

09/06/2010

The REVENGE of the Davey Calabrese Artwork Deal!

For the rest of Sept. 2010, any order over $20 will receive a Davey Calabrese designed and painted 11"x17" art print!  These will be folded, signed and numbered (by Davey himself) and sent direct to you with any order over $20!  While supplies last!

Calabrese Comic Update!

Our army of artists and madmen are on the verge or completing the first issue of the Calabrese Comic book! If all goes well it will be ready by Halloween or sooner!

Writer: Eric M. Esquivel
Artist: Dave Baker
Colors: D.W. Frydendall
Letters: Robert Mion
Cover Layout/ Credits: Andrew Barr

 

08/02/2010

New Shirt...Summon The Beyond!

Prepare to "blow the doors down" when you wear the newest Calabrese t-shirt - Summon The Beyond! Get ready to hear, "Who the hell do you think you are wearing that shirt to your Uncle's wedding?" and "Is that the new Calabrese t-shirt you're wearing? You must be rich and powerful...here's my phone number!"  

3 New Posters - Bobby, Jimmy and Davey Calabrese!

Someone's feelings are going to get hurt if you ONLY purchase one of these posters instead of all THREE! Who's your favorite Calabrese brother? Vote with your hard earned cash and finally settle the never ending argument about who's the best Calabrese! You decide!

Blog Update!

The Graves / Vampires Don't Exist Music Video  

With our new music video scheduled for September (with Brian Pulido again) I thought it fitting to recap our last music video for the movie, The Graves. The song we chose for the movie is a fan favorite, "Vampires Don’t Exist." The video is a cross promotional vehicle for Calabrese and the movie. The scenes for the music video we shot were also used in the movie. We are featured at the beginning of the movie. We play Calabrese, the band that the heroines come to see before they get into trouble!
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07/02/2010

New Ladies V-Neck T-shirt Exclusively at CalabreseRock.com!

Ladies, are you not getting enough attention from men? Are you getting TOO much attention from men? Either way, let our sexist society know that YOU are the tarantula on top of their skull! With slender form fitting comfort and a diving V neckline, show the world you are more than good looks...you also have great taste in music!! 

Calabrese Comic Update!

The coloring of the Calabrese comic book is now complete! The next step in the proccess is the lettering, leading the way towards printing, then ultimately making it into your sweaty, grubby hands. Here's another sneak peek of things to come! Stay tuned!

06/02/2010

Davey Calabrese Artwork Deal!

For the month of June, any order over $20 will receive a Davey Calabrese designed and painted 11"x17" art print!  While supplies last. These will be folded, signed and numbered (by Davey himself) and sent direct to you with any order over $20!  What exactly will you get?  You'll get..."Creatura!"  Check it out!

New Calabrese Tour Poster!

We just added our new tour poster, "They Call Us Death," to our super-store page!  For those who live in the outer-limits (we're looking at you, Canada) you can order one now, tack it on your wall as soon as you get it and easily lie to your friends and say you were at one of the shows!  The Great Calabrese Rock and Roll Swindle! Order Now!

05/01/2010

The Calabrese Temptress Tote Bag- Only $10!

We have a great handbag for you ladies on the prowl!  Perfect for carrying potions, dead cats or your lover's decapitated head.  A must for the evil trend setter who has it all! 

Made from cotton. 15" (w) x 16" (H) Handles - 22"

Calabrese Strikes Europe...Again!

This time, we not only infiltrate Germany, but Italy as well.  If you missed us in Germany last year, now is definitely your time to make the trip and hang out with us as we take notes for our ultimate plan for world domination!

Do you see a show near you?  Help us promote it!  Here's how…

1. Tell your friends.
2. Send tweets, myspace bulletins, facebook updates.
3. Contact local media.
4. Sacrifice a goat.

Blog Update!

A Calabrese Family History Lesson  

In anticipation of our shows in Italy, I thought I’d share some Calabrese family history. I received this information from my Aunt. So, get ready for a pop quiz at our next show!

Spoiler Alert – We have no ties to the Mob (that we’ll admit).

Our great grandpa, Vincenzo Raphael Calabrese, was born in 1878. His family lived on a farm and grew grapes in a town called Foggia. It’s located on the Adriatic Sea side of Italy but in the interior, parallel to Naples.
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04/10/2010

Itunes finally added Calabrese III - They Call Us Death! Download it right now for only $9.99. Don't forget to leave a review online!

03/01/2010

The official release date for the new CD is almost upon us, and the reviews are pouring in that it is the sign of the apocalypse!  You still have time to pre-order from our website and receive the signed, limited edition postcards...or you can pre-order from Interpunk and receive a limited edition, one-time-only, patch and button Calabrese combo!  But there's always the third option…buy both!

Come join us kick off the release of the new album as we tear down the midwest and east coast. Tell your uptight friends to join us, too -- instruct them to follow the trail of headless corpses.  We can't wait to finally meet you lunatics in person!

Calabrese Amulet (key chain) 

Order your very own Calabrese Amulet (key chain) to keep with your person at ALL times.  Guaranteed to bring you supernatural protection against assholes and douche-bags!  Only $3 for this magical power and good fortune!

"As heard on PunkRadioCast.com," Calabrese III - They Call Us Death, is now on sale at ShopRadioCast.com!

New T-Shirt!

We have a new t-shirt design by everyone's favorite cartoonist, Eric Powell!  And NO, your eyes are not fooling you. For the first time in Calabrese history...we are selling a white t-shirt!  A perfect way to capture the blood splatter!

Mark your coffins!

March 20th, 2010 is the OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE for the NEW album: Calabrese III - "They Call Us Death!"

Pre-orders are still being taken (don't worry, they WILL be shipped out at least a few weeks before the street date!) so pre-order before it's too late!

01/01/2010

Calabrese in Theaters Near You!

Calabrese will be in theaters January 29th, starring in THE GRAVES, during the After Dark HORRORFEST 4.  Okay, so we're not necessarily acting in the movie...but we do have some great on stage screen time action!  Check your local listings!

http://www.thegravesmovie.com/
http://www.horrorfestonline.com/

Third and Final Song Posted on Myspace!

We dare you to NOT pre-order our new album after listening to the new song, "Black Anathema," posted on our myspace!  C'mon, take the dare!

The Myspace vs. Pre-order Challenge!

NOTE: Any other item (or items) placed with a pre-order will be shipped in February WITH the pre-order!

The Halloween Poster Promo Continues!

We will keep the Halloween promo going this month since we still have a grip of them left.  So while supplies last...get a signed Halloween poster all January 2010!

We still have Halloween posters that we need to pawn off…I mean, that we need to make available to YOU!

So, any order over $20 this January will receive a signed 2009 Halloween Poster! (11" x 17" and folded into a square)  Years later, when you find this poster buried deep in a dusty box in your garage, you'll trick yourself into thinking you were actually AT the 2009 Calabrese Halloween show. History shall be rewritten!

NOTE: Any other item (or items) placed with a pre-order will be shipped in February WITH the pre-order!